A few years ago I typed up Sean Reynolds’s Sword of Killing Hitler as a joke example of what NOT to do for your RPG Superstar wondrous item submission. Seriously, click through and read it.
Now I wonder… if I had a kickstarter where I designed (and edited, illustrated, and mapped) a 32-page adventure where you got to find and use this sword… would you back it? :)
(If you’re curious, here is my meta-topic of advice for round 1 of RPG Superstar, back when Round 1 was a wondrous item.)